This is our Twitter overview of the week! What is the scene up to? Which DJ beef is trending? You will know everything!
- If you pay, you are part of the problem
How many followers you have DOESNT MATTER. How many streams you have DOESNT MATTER. How many monthly listeners you have DOESNT MATTER. The ONLY thing that DOES MATTER is how many tickets you can sell
— BIJOU (@BIJOU) October 30, 2023
2. Time for the tea!
Daft Punk are not musical geniuses, most of thier stuff is a 20 second long song repeated over and over and over again for up to four minutes. They're about as entertaining as a dentists drill.
— anon_opin 😡🗯 (@anon_opin) November 2, 2023
3. Oh how the turntables have turned!
If you still play on turntables these sound engineers at venues low key try to shame you like you're still using a samurai sword while everyone else has moved onto gunpowder. Whatever though. Bushido.
— Jared Jackson (@iamjaredjackson) November 2, 2023
4. Grow up!
Everyone selling their Deadmau5 tickets because he’s doing a DnB set… YALL need to grow up
— the grip reaper (@melissacrucifix) November 2, 2023
5. And try to sell their merch
I blame DJs who make social media posts which try to sound as if they are your friends.
— Sha’Carter Richardson (@blucu) November 3, 2023
6. Cannot disagree..
How festival lineups are curated 😂 pic.twitter.com/jNaOHuZrg5
— DJ Diesel (@djdiesel) October 30, 2023
7. “Her boyfriend is her ghost producer”
Some of these comments I read on tiktok I honestly feel like some enT got a clue what a DJ is half the time 😂
‘She don’t have headphones on’
– when I’m playing a tune‘She only plays other people’s music’
– comedy gold this one& the classic one ‘she just presses play’ 😍
— ALISHA (@alisha__dj) October 29, 2023
8. DJ tips
I think, if you want more DJ Bookings these days you need to put the content of yourself DJing online
If you don't showcase your DJ skills and post online how is anyone going to know to book YOU?
— CEE B (@DJCEEB_) October 26, 2023
9. Legend
lol facebook just reminded me that on this day 13 years ago i had to take a CDJ as collateral across the border from tijuana to los angeles because the promoter disappeared without paying me. wishing everyone a career where this is not necessary.
— LOUISAHHH (@LOUISAHHHh) October 25, 2023
10. Drink Your WATER!
I think I have to delete my little tweet encouraging ppl to find balance and drink water because it’s getting too much attention and the angry twitter users are going to come out soon.
— Azzecca (@azzecca) October 24, 2023
